“I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.”
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Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff.
Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.
