“Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.”
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Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
Every speaker has a mouth An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.
If you can laugh together, you can work together.
