“Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.”
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I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff.
I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.
Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
