“Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.”
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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.
I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff.
