Marriage quotes

Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later for another thing, they die earlier.

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.

Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.

A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

Never get married in college it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.

Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn't they'd be married too.

When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship.

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.