All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. — Quoted

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“All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.”

Red Skelton · Marriage

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His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.

Death

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Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.

Happiness

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I left home because I was hungry.

Home

Red Skelton

If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.

Smile