One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
Mae West
31 quotes by this author.
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.
Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?
A man's kiss is his signature.
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.