“It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.”
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It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go.
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.
