Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
“Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go.”
Tip: press → for another quote, C to copy, S to share.
Related quotes
Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.