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“Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.”

P. J. O'Rourke · Car

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Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies.

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In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office. And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their character.

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Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

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The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.

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