Bruce Willis

I had never really dated. I've always been a relationship kind of person.

I think the rules are going to have to change for me to ever run for public office. My checkered past will always keep me out of politics.

I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.

I've always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After I got famous, it just got me into more trouble.

On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.

I would say, 'I'm alone, but I'm not lonely.' But I was just kidding myself.