“You don't despair about something like the Middle East, you just do the best you can.”
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No humorist is under any obligation to provide answers and probably if you were to delve into the literary history of humour it's probably all about not providing answers because the humorist essentially says: this is the way things are.
Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies.
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government does it to somebody else. This is the idea behind foreign policy.