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“That's the true spirit of Christmas people being helped by people other than me.”

Jerry Seinfeld · Christmas

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Jerry Seinfeld

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, 'I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.'

Women

Jerry Seinfeld

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.

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Jerry Seinfeld

Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there.

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Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.

God