“Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.”
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The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there.
To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.
Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.
