“Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there.”
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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
I love being a dad. I just love it.
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didn't have that kind of personality, and it's a terrifying thing to say.
