“Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.”
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I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job.
I know how to do anything, I'm a mom.
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.
