“Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?”
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My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.
I know how to do anything, I'm a mom.
Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce.
