I know how to do anything, I'm a mom. — Quoted

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“I know how to do anything, I'm a mom.”

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As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

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Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

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I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job.

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A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.

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