“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
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I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.
