“It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.”
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.