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“Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.”

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Dennis Miller

Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways.

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I rant, therefore I am.

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Dennis Miller

Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?

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Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

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