“Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?”
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I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years.
You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R.
The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.
The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood.
