“Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways.”
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The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood.
You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R.
I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy.
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.
