I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid, which taught us… — Quoted

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“I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California.”

Paula Poundstone · Thankful

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I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

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I don't need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over my head, music, and laughter, but I like to take this time to take the path of thanks less traveled.

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I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.

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I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.

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