“I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.”
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I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California.
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
I'm thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going.
I don't need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over my head, music, and laughter, but I like to take this time to take the path of thanks less traveled.
