Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.
“I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy.”
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