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“You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R.”

Dennis Miller · Education

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Dennis Miller

Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?

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Dennis Miller

The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood.

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Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

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Dennis Miller

The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.

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