As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husban… — Quoted

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“As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.”

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Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce.

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I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job.

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I know how to do anything, I'm a mom.

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A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.

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