“Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.”
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A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.
Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
