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“Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.”

Helen Rowland · Wedding

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Helen Rowland

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.

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Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Marriage

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Love, the quest marriage, the conquest divorce, the inquest.

Marriage

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Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.

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