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“Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.”

Billy Connolly · Marriage

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Billy Connolly

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

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Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, don't sit in the dark hiding. It's easy to hide and shout and waste people's time.

Time

Billy Connolly

Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.

Loneliness

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I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be.

Imagination