“I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.”
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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
Once you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of car you drive, the clothes you wear, and so it would be patronising to go and talk like a welder. Welding's a mystery to me now. You can't go back, your life changes every day.
I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be.
