“Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.”
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My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
Once you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of car you drive, the clothes you wear, and so it would be patronising to go and talk like a welder. Welding's a mystery to me now. You can't go back, your life changes every day.
