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Joan Rivers · History

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Joan Rivers

I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.

God

Joan Rivers

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.

God

Joan Rivers

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

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Joan Rivers

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.

Life