“I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”
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Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
