“I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.”
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Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I don't care.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
