“The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.”
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A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
