“If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.”
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The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.