“Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.”
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Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
