“You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it.”
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You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.
People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper.
That's the beauty of being a comedian - it's the one job you're allowed to do that. We're lucky. We're really lucky.
I feel most empires fell when they started to act human, but then look at Russia. They kept a pretty strong hand, and they fell from Afghanistan alone because Afghanistan is the graveyard of empires. I guess you just can't sustain it.
