“You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.”
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The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests.
Everybody's funny in different ways.
People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper.
Marie Antoinette was funny, I'm sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the 'Let them eat cake' line. She seems like she was kind of funny, like a Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin type.
