When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. — Quoted

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“When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.”

George Burns · Funny

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George Burns

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.

Time

George Burns

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.

Age

George Burns

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

Good

George Burns

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

Failure