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“But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom.”

Demetri Martin · Freedom

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I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.

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I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.

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If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!

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I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you're saying: 'Hope I don't get chased today.' 'Be nice to people in sneakers.'

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