I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're rea…

“I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you're saying: 'Hope I don't get chased today.' 'Be nice to people in sneakers.'”

Demetri Martin · Hope

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I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40, 000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'

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My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. 'Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you're stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem - just move on to the next. 'Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.'

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I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes.

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And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I'm looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then I'm on the right track.

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