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“Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.”

Sam Ewing · Dad

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The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.

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Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

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When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.

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Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.

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