Warren Beatty

How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when they're giving you an enema.

You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play.

For me, the highest level of sexual excitement is in a monogamous relationship.

Lenin said that people vote with their feet. Well, that's what's happening. They either go, or they don't go. It's all politics. It's all demographics.

Organized labor, if they're doing a responsible job, is going to organize the pooling of small amounts of money to protect the interests of the people who are not rich.

Marriage requires a special talent, like acting. Monogamy requires genius.

My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s.