“The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.”
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Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.
When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.
Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.
