Wedding quotes

I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.

The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle.

The first thing I did when I sold my book was buy a new wedding ring for my wife and asked her to marry me all over again.

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense.

Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night.

A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast.

I remember when I was in school, they would ask, 'What are you going to be when you grow up?' and then you'd have to draw a picture of it. I drew a picture of myself as a bride.

Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own.

When the wedding march sounds the resolute approach, the clock no longer ticks, it tolls the hour. The figures in the aisle are no longer individuals, they symbolize the human race.

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

I'd imagine my wedding as a fairy tale... huge, beautiful and white.

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.

An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court.

In my 50s I'll be dancing at my children's weddings.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.

The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it - and sometimes three.

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

A young bride is like a plucked flower but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over.