“A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.”
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One tradition I have with my friends is that when one of us gets married, we have a ton of fragrance oils and pretty bottles at the bachelorette party. Everyone puts a drop or two in a bottle for the bride and makes a wish, and the bride wears our creation on her wedding day.
Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
I'd been a wedding singer through college, but after a few years of doing my best renditions of jazz standards to clinking glasses and the sound of forks on salad, I thought, 'Oh God, if this is all I do, I'll never be able to live with myself.'
I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don't need the money.
