Marriage quotes

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying it's separating himself from all the others.

Daddy was real gentle with kids. That's why I expected so much out of marriage, figuring that all men should be steady and pleasant.

Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.

They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake.

Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance.

It is a full time job being honest one moment at a time, remembering to love, to honor, to respect. It is a practice, a discipline, worthy of every moment.

Love is often the fruit of marriage.

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

It takes patience to appreciate domestic bliss volatile spirits prefer unhappiness.

Marriage should be a duet - when one sings, the other claps.

Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.

Marriage may be the closest thing to Heaven or Hell any of us will know on this earth.

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.

Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything: familiarity.